Sunday, December 10, 2006

TBS is TV Crack

I have decided that the crack version of TV-cocaine is manifested in TBS. Seriously, this station can ruin your life. It's like it has a couch-potato raygun that paralyzes you the minute you flick on the channel. If you ever have TBS as part of your cable package you will understand this dilemma. Nothing helps you waste time like watching TBS. And you would think that its incredible program repitition would be a negative but it only reinforces its power. Like on those weekends when the same movie plays everyday and you WATCH IT EVERY DAY! You don't mean to, but there is nothing else on. Except TBS. Movies ALL weekend. Entire evenings of one show. NCAA football games. Roadhouse on late night AT LEAST once a month. Really bad advertising for third-rate southern US universities and aluminum-siding. The addiction is a given. I don't even know why I bother fighting it. Oh wait, I don't.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Raye, (you are a perfect woman...at least in my delusional TV land)

TBS has the Best Bond Movie marathons. Unfortunately, A sure way to keep one single. Not only do they have great Bond movie marathons, they have Stallone, Schwarzenegger, Steven Segal (that guy kicks ass), Van Damme, and Sharon Stone marathons. What more do you need? Well, glad you asked. Molly Ringwald, Ted Dansen, Richard Gere and my personal favorite Steve Guttenberg marathons. TBS. The Best Station. Pretty clever eh? We even have it in Japan!